Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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