i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
