You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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