His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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