If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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