I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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