u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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