HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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