ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
The air taste purple.
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