I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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