I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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