Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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