ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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