dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block