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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.

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• (760): View more from California

  He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Boobs speak an international language.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls

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