Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi