plz talk dirty to me
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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