Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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