I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I am available for nakedness
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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