He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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