Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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