i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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