no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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