i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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