Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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