If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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