I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
