my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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