I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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