Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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