question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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