im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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