that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
