Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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