I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Randomize
