No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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