Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm really into asian looking animals
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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