ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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