My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize