she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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