Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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