the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
don't judge my taste in strippers
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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