she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
