Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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