I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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