I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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