So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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