Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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