he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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