I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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