If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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