I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
