Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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